Another round of potions on me
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Hogwarts Classes as John Mulaney Quotes
- Care of Magical Creatures: You need to show dominance over your puppy.
- Defense Against the Dark Arts: STREET SMARTS!
- Potions: I grabbed it, drank all of it, and said "It's perfume."
- Flying: Cars were pulling up and looking over to see who just did that piece of shit move, expecting to see like a hundred-year-old blind dog, who's texting while driving and drinking a smoothie. Instead they see a 28-year-old healthy man trying his best.
- Transfiguration: This is an on fire garbage can. Could be a nursery.
- History of Magic: That’s like when your gram would be like, “We’d all go play jacks down at the soda fountain!” and you’re like, “No one knows what you’re talking about, you IDIOT.”
- Muggle Studies: "I think Emily Dickinson's a lesbian." And they're like, "Partial credit."
- Frog Choir: So we put in seven dollars and selected 21 plays of Tom Jones' "What's new pussycat"
To wrap up OSMP lore from this stream; [edited post]
-Avians are baby Elytrians (or at least tommy is)
- Tommy is Phil’s son
-Wilbur has phantom membrane and he willingly gives it up so Phil can make Slow falling potions. We find out by him getting circumcised. (No i’m not kidding)
-Ranboo keeps answering for people because apparently he’s a lil bitch in this canon
-Tommy has three sons, two of them he hatched himself. One is named #00000, or Hetta for short. One is unnamed. And the third is Sneeg. Because Tommy thinks everything smaller than him is his child.
- Hetta, tommy’s child, does in fact use different pronouns. Tommy uses both he and she for Hetta. We live for our multipronoun bb [Edited]
- Sneeg made a house in a tree. Charlie and Will are the only other people who can fit in there. They are dubbed the “Treeo”
-Hetta has been hung by Ranboo. He’s still alive, but he’s grown up now.
-Ranboo has a book of polite phrases he uses to try to learn to be polite. He mixes them up often. [Edited]
- Phil and Sneesnag are Ranboo’s legal guardians. Not parents, but they oversee him. [Edited]
-Ranboo is a lil bitch
-He is SUCH a lil bitch
-This lil bitch. What the fuck.
